Me and Brittany gave each other our virginities on Saturday!!!  :D  Well, technically Sunday @ like 3 in the morning.

IT RULED!!!

The End

Well, summer was awesome.  Mostly because I spent most of it with one of the most amazing girls ever:  Brittany Clark.  We've been dating for...... ??? .......  0_o ..... 10 weeks today!!!  When our relationship began, it didn't follow the pattern of most romantic relationships at all, but I'm glad it happened the way it did.

Basically...

It started out like this:

And now it's like this

and this

put together.

We had been making out and "what not" for about 3 weeks.  In that time, I had developed real feelings for her.  Well, with my buddy Stephen serving as a middle-man, I learned that she felt the same way.  So, I decided to turn on my charm.

CHARM!!!

oh yeah bay-beh...

Anywho, I stopped by Kroger before going over to her house one day to pick up something.  So, I went over to her house, hung out for a bit, and then we decided to go somewhere.  While walking over to the car I said to her, "Oh my god... I'm so retarded."  So, she says, "I know."  Then I pull a ring box out of my pocket and start clapping it and say, "No.  I mean, I'm really retarded."  And she goes, "Oh god no!"  And I'm like, "Yup.  You know where this is goin bay-beh."

So, I get down on one knee and have to ask her to turn around a few times before she does.  In a nervous/laughing voice she says, "What?"  Then I open up the ring box to reveal a blue, plastic ring that I had bought at Kroger for a quarter from one of those little machine out front.  So, I said, "Will you be my girlfriend?"  And she bursts into laughter and says yes.

I was wearing this shirt:

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I get the babes.  And I don't like to say it often (unless I'm drunk), but I'm really happy with my relationship with Brittany and I love her very much.  Yup.  I miss her so much!!!  NOOO!!!!  Why did I have to pick a college 4 hours from home?!  Because I'm retarded, that's why!   RAWRG!!!

Well, that's my entry dedicated to my first true love.

peace

Well, so far my summer has been quite awesome!!!  It was off to a bit of a rough start (sunburns, break-ups), but now everything is going quite well!  Quite well indeed...  :D

YEAH!!!

(that's my brother, Ethan)

Well, my buddy Shuye's gonna be going off on his New York/China trip on either Saturday or Sunday.  He won't be back until early August.  :(

Here's Shuye after he got stoned and drew all over himself

Speaking of early/mid August, that's about the time I'll be leaving.

:(

God dammit...  Shit.  I didn't really start enjoying my teenage years until my senior year, and now it's coming to a close.  Well, not really.  I'll be going to college (GA Southern baby!), but I'll also be coming back to visit as much as possible.

:D

Enough xanga-teen-mellowdrama!  I need to get my ass to bed and let my strength return to me (I'm out of senzu beans).

mmm...

Peace

WEDNESDAY:

I went to Jason Holben's lake house for his graduation party.  It was pretty awesome!  Who'd I see there.  Let's see...  James, Soloman, Jay (Negro Man), Tyler (Jason's brother- of coarse :P), Catherine, Leanne, Ana, and a few other people.  I did many a flip off of the top of one of the boats.  It was fun, except when I landed on my balls.

ouch

I also got a lil sunburned, but it's actually starting to feel better; and I didn't even peel.  :)

Friday:

Two words:  best freakin night of my life

There was sushi and ice cream!  And then there were boobs!  And then there were MORE boobs!  BOOBS!!!  That's about all I have to say about that.  If I say leak anymore details, they may find their way to the wrong person's eyes.

boobs

(that pic has not been altered)

Holly's back!  Huzzah!  Evidentally she just slept and sat on her fat ass most of the time she was in the Carribean!   >: /   At least she passed her classes.

Go midget!

Yup.

THE END

Okay!!!  I haven't updated in quite some time!  Let's see what we had goin on.

My Birthday:

So, I was supposed to come home after school and I kinda didn't.  I decided to help Joe out by picking up his band's vocalist, Kyle Keller, and bringing him to Norcross so that they could perform for the carnival.  We thought it would take between 40 minutes and an hour, but it ended up taking about 3 hours total because we got bad directions and ended up getting lost.  At one point, there was a duck in the middle of the road, so I had to stop.  Joe jumped out of the car and ran at the duck squealing like what sounded like a cross between a chicken and Beavis.

+

=

Go Joe.

I came home a little late and my dad was mad because we were supposed to go out to eat at Red Lobster.  Everything settled down eventually and we all (me, my dad, and my grandma) all went out to eat. (Ethan's band was playing at the concert, so he didn't come- which I ended up being okay with)

I asked the waiter if he could put a candle in my lobster since it was my birthday.

He did.

For my birthday I got:

• some money
• "Dragon Quest VIII"
• some clothes

I also got myself a few presents because I could then legally buy them:

• a lighter
• a pack of marlboros
• a knife
• porn

The End?

No. It isn't.

Prom (#1)

I went to my friend Aleah's Prom at Dacula.  It was alright.  When we were at the japanese restraunt before prom, I asked the waitress to put a candle in my ice cream.

She did.

She's got the right idea!

Prom (#2)

Just last Friday, I went to Norcross's prom.  I went with James, Aleah, Preston, and Preston's girlfriend Brandi.  It was pretty fun.  I had a pimp cane (an umbrella), my company was great, and they brought back the chocolate fountain.  There is a god!  Dinner ended up costing me 100 munny though!  And never eat escargot.  It tastes like cigarrette butts.

   =  

Life is good:

There was actually someone else I wanted to go to Prom with, but Aleah and I promised each other that if we didn't find dates that we were actually infactuated with, that we would go together.  From the way it seemed, it didn't really look as though this girl was interested in me, but I later learned that I was mistaken (At least, I think I was.  I dunno.  I need reclarification).  So, my dumbass ended up not saying anything.  But now, everything is spendidly kick-ass because we're going out!  We've been dating for a few days now.  This girl is none other than the lovely, intelligent, adoreable, hilarious, midgety, and amazingly beautiful

Holly Ehrhardt
(That's the only picture I have.  :D  She wouldn't stay still!)

Now, I'm trying desperately to bring my 56.67 in statistics up to a 60 (since it's an AP class, 10 points are added on at the end of the semester).  I'm gonna do it dammit!!!

peace

p.s.  The End